OH MY GOSH!!!
#GODZILLA2014 was just the worst movie I’ve seen in a VERY long time….and I saw the first half of BLENDED!!!!
Look, I know it’s a godzilla film, I knew it would be cheesy, campy, and bad, but Boring?!? How the hell do you make Godzilla Boring?
It was ridiculous nonsense. The Science was bullsh*t, the emotionless characters kept finding themselves, inexplicably, in the monsters way, (no matter where on the Globe the creatures happened to be. From Tokyo to Vegas, by the way)
The film didn’t even follow it’s own rules, which pisses me off every time it happens in movies, but this time was worse. The whole film, they’re pounding into our heads that electrical devices cannot function if you’re within 5 miles of the creatures, They re-iterated it a hundred times, No electronics work….except when they can, apparently.
The military’s plan is to fire 5.56’s at 300 ft monsters thighs to try to kill them, Yuka mountain is apparently only guarded by one guard manning a chain-link fence, the “Star” of the film was a NAVY EOD lieutenant, and apparently a Steampunk-Nuclear-Engineer…..No, SERIOUSLY!!
Now, to be fair, I liked the creature designs, and I liked the CG and I did see a lot of potential, but that just made it worse, because it was such a waste.
I truly didn’t care about ANY of the characters in this show besides Cranston, and he died 15 minutes in….leaving the audience with nothing but apathetic characters, and piss-poor writing.
I could go on, and on, and in person, I have. all night….but honestly, Screw Godzilla. It cannot be done well. Hollywood, Please PLEASE stop trying.
Make something original.
-Also, stop destroying cities. I don’t care about that anymore….it’s boring.